nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

April 25, 2014 // 12:58 // 105,731 notes // via little-draegon // thorthousand1

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along.

April 25, 2014 // 12:57 // 115,904 notes // via little-draegon // onadogtrekinperth
April 25, 2014 // 12:23 // 160 notes // via thegodlessatheist

oh-hey-case:

Dear Christian Americans,

If you wouldn’t say “on nation under Allah” then you should 100% understand why others do not want to say “one nation under God.”

April 25, 2014 // 12:18 // 350 notes // via oh-hey-case
April 25, 2014 // 12:13 // 22 notes // via where-my-sidewalk-ends
April 24, 2014 // 11:59 // 5,915 notes // via bahbecks // severlac

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

April 24, 2014 // 11:58 // 215,383 notes // via bahbecks // twitter.com
April 24, 2014 // 11:58 // 5,215 notes // via oliveracedavis // cryotech96

fashionaryhand:

Creative Fashionary sketches by Grace Ciao

Grace is a fashion illustrator from Singapore. She draws inspiration from everything around her. Her favourite materials are watercolours and flowers. Here are her amazing Fashionary sketches inspired by flowers!

April 24, 2014 // 11:49 // 83,739 notes // via nxrthkxrea // fashionaryhand

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

April 24, 2014 // 11:41 // 205,732 notes // via nxrthkxrea // thatwetshirt

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